"Air Quotes Man!"

Hello there. Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Strangely, I haven't done anything interesting or had a genius idea this past week. But now I have! Introducing, the newest superhero, sure to be more popular than Superman, "Air Quotes Man!" (you have to say his name with quotes). He's pretty much the coolest superhero ever! He can change anything you want to a quote! Pretty awesome, right? I've set up a deal with Marvel (okay, I didn't really, but I'm working on it). See you later! And read my comic!

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Quotific!